chloe. 19. music major. sister of sigma alpha iota. hunger games. harry potter. avengers. roosterteeth. achievement hunter. yogscast. cute animals. tattoos. pretty things. sarcasm. satire. feminism. pro-choice. pro-lgbtqia rights. body-positive.
|Dumbledore:||Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!|
|Dumbledore:||I actually don't know why your parents still send you here|
|Dumbledore:||There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically|
|Dumbledore:||And it just goes up every year|
|Dumbledore:||I guess that just means all your parents hate you|
|Dumbledore:||Great let's have some pumpkin juice|
|Dumbledore:||30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques|